October 2011
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September 2011
8 posts
currently torrenting.
For What It's Not Worth. Or is it?
Hash brownies were a hit. But I can’t help but wonder whether it was worth an ounce. Sure, I couldn’t neurologically get my shit together to get up off of the couch, and yeah, I may have sent some pretty LOL txts that may have painted me in a much more promiscuous shade. But hot damn that was one expensive fucking batch of brownies. It really runs rings around eating a box of macaroons...
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August 2011
12 posts
Go the Fuck to Sleep. So cute. →
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July 2011
45 posts
Major events from the year of your birth. →
So I basically discovered that the magical birth of me is heavily synonymous with the birth of MTV, blue lasers, viagra and a fatwa being put on Salman Rushdie by the Supreme Leader of Iran over his “magical realism” book, ‘Satanic Verses’. Cool.
4.4 earthquake hits regional Victoria and spreads... →
my bitch gets what my bitch wants. Reasons for... →